Yeah, yeah.

You’ve seen fancy, schmancy outdoor clothing.

Guy in the catalog looks like a Ken doll, ready to fish.

“Put him on my boat,”
you say. "Give him chum duty for 8 hours.

“I need clothes that stand up to that,” you say.

Well here you go.

Blood ‘N Guts Gear, from Columbia Sportswear, looks great, plus it resists or releases stains from blood, guts, slime, grunge, whatever.

The clothing comes in long-sleeve shirts, short- and long-sleeve T-shirts, shorts, “convertible” pants that convert either to long trousers or shorts,
a visor and a booney hat.

They’re water resistant and are available in a variety of sizes and colors.

Okay, give me that chum bucket.

I’m looking sharp.

For more information, visit Columbia Sportswear’s Web site.